Bill Carroll on CFRB this morning softened us up by talking about this lead pipe story, a story no-one much cares about, a story to put one in a calm state of mind listening to him trying to talk about nothing. Then he hit us. Wham! Right between the eyes. Toronto is talking about chucking all our garbage bins in the Michigan landfill so as to sell us their bins. We must decide once and forever, according to Bill, what size bin we want, and that’s the size that will be permanently parked (well the humoungous ones that only a bulging bicep handyman can shift when fully loaded) by your house and that we will be charged for. Too bad if you produce less garbage for that bin, you’ll be charged for it, and you may not be able to put it out until it’s full, however many weeks that takes. Too bad if you produce more — when spring cleaning or purging or moving or renovating (not talking drywall) or popping babies — cause I don’t know what will happen. It won’t fit in your bin, and you can see those politicians tsk tsking you for that and banning extra bags being put out. Cobourg allows one to put out extra bags once a year. I like it when a city determines when I can spring clean, move, or purge.
What really ticks me off is that Torontonians exceed every prediction for recycling rates each and every time the city introduces a new recycling or compositing program, yet the politicians are treating people who live in houses as garbage-spewing whores. It’s a huge incentive to move into an apartment or condo — places with far lower recycling rates than houses — or out of the city altogether.
Here’s an idea: instantly up the recycling rate of every single Torontonian, no matter where they live — house, apartment, or car — by building a waste sorting plant that efficiently and effectively sorts the garbage into recyclables, compostables, and garbage and, then even better, turns the garbage into electricity. In conjunction with that, pick up everybody’s garbage twice a week so as to return the city to its former state of cleanliness and lessen the vermin population. Only problem with that though: it’s not a tax grab. It’s just an excellent way to deal with our garbage, something our property taxes are supposed to be paying for now.
This bin idea is nothing more than a property tax hike disguised as a green, environmental solution that will, in fact, cause more garbage to appear in our ravines and parks as people rebel, cause more stress in our daily lives, cause our narrow sidewalks to be even more unnavigable on garbage day, cause vermin and pestilience to increase even more as they feed off all the illegally dumped garbage and rotting garbage that sits in a bin that’s suddenly become too big for a shrinking household until it’s full, cause us to dole out more money for less service and won’t help our environment one friggin’ bit more. I need a valium.