Idiot of the Day

It’s rush hour. A lady driver stops her car. She’s wearing a blouse. It’s flowing. She stops her car on the curb. She’s on Yonge Street near Finch.

She gets out.

She’s holding up traffic. She knows she’s holding up traffic.

She stops her car. She gets out. She knows she’s holding up traffic. She doesn’t look like she cares. All she cares about is getting some road cock.

What kind of fucking moron holds up rush hour traffic on Yonge Street just to buy a goddamn hotdog?

I pose that question to you, Toronto.

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3 Comments so far

  1. David (unregistered) June 1st, 2007 2:26 pm

    “Road cock” - that’s a pretty crass term for a hot dog. I’d never heard it before.

  2. adam (unregistered) June 1st, 2007 2:42 pm

    lol “road cock”!

  3. whatigotsofar (unregistered) June 7th, 2007 8:56 am

    ‘road cock’ classic. I thought that was a term for a streetwalker’s you-know.


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