Toronto Blue Jays: 13-21

My beloved Jays totally suck ass. They’re last in the AL East, 8 games below .500, are 6-11 on the road, 7-10 at home, and still worse, they haven’t one a single game in May. It’s a personal affront to me, not winning in this, the-best-of-all-months-and-let-other-months-be jealous-of-it’s-awesome-awesomeness. Let me reiterate: they totally suck ass.

Worst of all is that the last three loses came against the Boston Red Sox. At home. They totally suck ass.

But I’m still have fan. Always will be, thanks to Granddad. And I will never give up on my team, just like Granddad. Even if they totally suck ass.

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2 Comments so far

  1. Abbas Halai (unregistered) May 11th, 2007 10:42 am

    let this fandom and losing streak continue for another thirty years, and you may end up being a strong enough fan like a leaf fan.

  2. arvin (unregistered) May 11th, 2007 10:37 pm

    I’m saying this now and let all of Leaf Nation burn me at the stake for it: The Blue Jays will win the World Series before the Leafs get to drink out of Sir Stanley’s Cup.


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